The World Cup™ formula

Forget the cake! That's black witchcraft! Now, here is the SCIENTIFIC proof that Germany will win the World Cup. It's a simple mathematical formula:

x = a * b - c

a is the year when the team won the World Cup for the first time, b the year of their second World Cup title. c is the year when they last won the World Cup.

Let's fill in the data for Germany: 1954 (Switzerland), 1974 (Germany), 1990 (Italy).

x = (54 * 74) - 1990

x = 3996 - 1990

x = 2006

Any questions?
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Tips for World Cup tourists

If you are planning a visit to Germany for the World Cup, here is some valuable advice on how to behave in public, and how not to offend us locals.

Welcome to Germany!

German national dish: "Matsche mit Pampe und Fleisch"
(-sludge with goo and meat)

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A sign from God!

There is no doubt, we will win the World Cup!!! Or do you have any other explanation for this prodigious piece of "Marmorkuchen" (- marble cake) baked by a German housewife?


And in case you wonder: Yes, you can bid for it on ebay.
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